The Queer Physically Challenged Latina & White Sonny & Cher Of Now

Los Angeles: Performance-
For those of you who've been asking, I'm finally back on the West coast, for a little bit of time anyway.

On the flight out to LA I met The Amazing Kreskin. I didn't ask him to bend any spoons or foretell my future, but I did notice that his business card does say "Even now I know what you're thinking." For several days I kept looking at the card obsessively repeating to myself, "Get out of my head Kreskin! Oh God, can he hear me thinking that?!?" and then I realized I'd just forgotten to take my medication... Everything is fine now.

(Pictured: Greg Walloch and Monica Palacios)

I'm in Los Angeles working on a new performance piece The Queer Physically Challenged Latina & White Sonny & Cher Of Now with Monica Palacios at Highways Performance Space.

After rehearsals I've been hanging out at BITE on 30 Washington Boulevard. Great drinks, sushi, and a hunk of a waiter! It feels lovely and so easy having dinner seaside in Venice beach, where the boys stroll by shirtless with their pants slung low and the women all look like wanna be porn stars. Ah, the special beauty of Southern California...

Though I did see a woman here the other day waiting to cross the street on Ocean Front Walk and she seemed confused. I walked over to offer her some help, because she looked like she might have had Downs Syndrome or may have been mentally challenged, but as I got closer I realized that she'd just had way too much plastic surgery. I'm not sure, but she might have been one of the women from the cast of Desperate Housewives now that I think about it. She had crossed the street by the time I had reached the corner, so we'll never know.

See me while I'm in LA. Come check out our show!
The Queer Physically Challenged Latina & White Sonny & Cher Of Now on October 14th & 15th 8:30PM, $20. Highways Performance Space and Gallery at the 18th Street Arts Center - 1651 18th Street in Santa Monica, CA. See ya there.

Burlesque at the Beach

Coney Island: Theater and Performance-
Summer is drawing to a close and what better way to spend those last warm evenings than at the beach?

Last weekend I was invited to perform at Coney Island's Burlesque at the Beach with Epstein & Hassan a.k.a. The Black & The Jew.
Some of the performers featured were The Great Fredini and the lovely Remy Vicious.
Coney Island USA is located at 1208 Surf Avenue in Brooklyn.
See you by the seaside next Summer!

Castle of Imagination

Poland: Performance-

I've just returned from presenting work at Castle of Imagination: the International Performance Art Festival in Poland. The festival began in Northern Poland in Ustka and Slupsk then continued to Torun and Krakow.

The festival featured 35 artists from 13 countries: from Israel (Yaron David, Beni Kori, Yaacov Chefez - video), USA (Greg Walloch, Rose Hill, Peter Grzybowski - video), Germany (Parycja German, Patrick Jambon, Alexandra Gneissl), Ireland (Anne Seagrave), Italy (Giovanni Fontana), Poland (Karolina Stepniowska, Ewa Rybska, Wladyslaw Kazmierczak, Dariusz Fodczuk, Wojtek Kowalczyk, Danuta Nawrocka, Karolina Wiktor, Aleksandra Kubiak, Wicza, Paweł Kwaśniewski, Anna Syczewska), Czech Rep. (Jiri Suruvka, Ivanna Obstova), Canada (Maria Legault, Shannon Cochrane, John Boehme), Finland (Leena Kela), Latvia (Group AUSEKLIC / USINS), Holland (Peter Baren), Egypt (Omar Ghayat), Belarus (Denis Romanowski).

Meeting everybody at this festival and having the privilege of experiencing their work was profound in my life in ways words can't express. It is something special that I will remember forever.

Stay tuned for another Blog entry for Castle of Imagination.

Here are some photos by Wladyslaw Kazmierczak & Jacek Chmielewski

(Pictured: Beni Kori)
(Pictured: Yaron David)
(Pictured: Wojtek Kowalczyk & Danuta Nawrocka)
(Pictured: Wladyslaw Kazmierczak)
(Pictured: Leena Kela)
(Pictured: Parycja German)
(Pictured: Dariusz Fodczuk)
(Pictured: Patrick Jambon)
(Pictured: Maria Legault & Plus One)
(Pictured: Shannon Cochrane)

Exactly like culture, but sexy.

New York: Theater and Performance-
If you live in New York, I'm sure that now and again you find yourself thinking something like: "There are so many great museums in the city, I should really get out and go to one once in awhile... Man, I'm horny... Do we have any wine?" Well, you are in luck! Greg Walloch (that's me!) joins Epstein & Hassan a.k.a. The Black & The Jew for a special edition of the acclaimed neo-burlesque show Shock & Awe A-Go-Go. One Night Only, Friday, July 15 ***SOLD OUT*** at the Museum of Sex 233 Fifth Avenue at 27th Street in New York City. Tour of Museum and Cocktail Hour: 7:00 - 8:00 PM Show: 8:15 - 9:35 PM Advance tickets: $25.00 Smartix.com or Museum of Sex Box Office 212.689.6337 $25 in advance, $30 at the door. Admission includes tour of museum, performance and complementary wine.

UPDATE:
New shows added!
September 9th and October 14th
Smartix.com

UPDATE:
New shows added At The Cutting Room!
WARNING: THIS SHOW CONTAINS NUDITY!
Join Epstein & Hassan a.k.a. The Black & The Jew for the acclaimed neo-burlesque show Shock & Awe A-Go-Go. Shock & Awe A-Go-Go is a truly original pan-sexual burlesque show filled with erotic spectacle, danger and forbidden pleasures. Shock & Awe A-Go-Go is the intersection of identity, sex, and freedom! Your hosts Epstein & Hassan present burlesque artists: Jo "Boobs" Weldon, The Black Man, Lil' Brooklyn, Ammo, Rose Wood and Greg Walloch.
Time-Table
February 24th, March 3rd, 10th, at 8:00 PM
Location:
Chris Noth's Cutting Room - 19 West 24th Street in New York City.
Entry:
$20.00

California Dreaming

San Francisco: Luxury-
It has been an unbelievably hot summer here in New York City and I've been trying to find ways to pamper myself through the heat. So lately while I'm laying around naked on the kitchen tile after my fourth shower of the day, I find myself dreaming of being in San Francisco. If you can't travel to your favorite city then just bring the luxury of that city to you. Visit: Citizen Cake, Nancy Boy, Recchiuti Chocolate. Keep dreaming...