9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget...

Thirsty Girl Productions & Julie Atlas Muz Present
KNOCK KNOCK.
WHO’S THERE?
9/11.
9/11 WHO?

YOU SAID YOU’D NEVER FORGET!

A 10th anniversary memorial, NYC Style Political Cabaret @ The Highline Ballroom

a benefit for The Uniformed Firefighter's Association Widow's and Children's Fund.


Knock Knock Who’s There, 911, 911 Who?, is a night where the New York City performing community is coming together on the 10th anniversary of 9/11, to be together, for a night of political satire, remember together and with our natural bad taste to laugh together.  Ten years ago we were all devastated by the events that caused so much heartache and changed the nature of our personal relationship with our government and their sale of terror.  Yes it’s been 10 years.

We present you with NYC’s finest, most outrageously loving artists in a 3 hour political cabaret extravaganza on 9/11/11, in which all of the profit will go to The  Uniformed Firefighter's Association Widow's and Children's Fund.


Artists include: Genesis P. Oridge, Sweetie, Amanda Lepore, Stanley Love, Bunny Love, Bambi the Mermaid, Jelly Roll, Dirty Martini, Julie Atlas Muz, National Theater of the United States of America, Reverend Billy and the Church of Earthaluja, 5 Crew Dynasty,  Sherry Vine, Rose Wood, Tigger!, Jennifer Miller, The Pixie Harlots, Murray Hill, World Famous *BOB*, Justin V. Bond, Sxip Shirey, Greg Walloch, Jessica Halem, Ken Ball, Pedro El Gigante Puerto Riceno, 5 Crew Dynasty and many more to come!  Line up is subject to change.

Doors 7pm
Show   8pm

$40 Vip Seating
$20 General Admission—first come first seated

Highline Ballroom
431 W 16th St New York, NY 10011
212-414-5994
www.highlineballroom.com

Pitch! - Essential Homme Men's Fashion

Pitch! - Essential Homme Men's Fashion
Wednesday, August 31 · 9:30pm - 11:00pm
Dixon Place
161A Chrystie Street
New York City

The month's PITCH! is all about men's fashion! Features Editor of Essential Homme magazine John Russell takes the seat at our editor’s desk, ready to rate the clothes of, and hear pitches from, the likes of Allison Castillo (Comedy Central’s Premium Blend, author of The Score: The Ultimate Quiz to Test Who He Is), Shawn Hollenbach (Here! TV’s Hot Gay Comics, Brunch at Night at Stand Up NY), Rena Zager (Comedy Central, Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad) …and you! Audience pitches are encouraged! Have something you want to pitch to Essential Homme? Want to be a male model? Get on that water and lettuce leaf diet, get to the gym, gather your portfolio of tear sheets …and come show John Russell what you’ve got …as you gosee Pitch! this August 31st! MC’d by your well-dressed(?) hosts Greg Walloch and Mark Allen! Wednesday August 31st! The Lounge @ Dixon Place, 161 Chrystie Street, NYC, 9:30PM! Only $7! (no drink minimum). Come find out who makes the best-dressed list, and who doesn’t!

Shrink@Luca Bar

Shrink
Wednesday, August 24 · 9:00pm - 10:30pm
Luca Bar
222 Avenue B
New York, NY
9 pm. Free

Stand-up Comedy Variety Show. "When you Shrink, you come closer together."

Hosted by Sue Funke With Sound Tech by DJ Mr. Curmudgeon. With: Brian Sermonic (Storyteller), Adrienne Iapalucci (Last Comic Standing, Montreal Comedy Festival), Kambri Crews ("Burn Down The Ground"), Greg Walloch (The Moth, USA Network), And Music from Rory David Scholl (BTK Band, Moth Story Slam Winner).
We provide Shrinx, and feel free to bring your own snacks.
21+, Cash Only, Have your I.D. handy.

Pitch! - Playgirl Magazine. Featuring: Gregory Nalbone, David Crabb, Karl Marxxx, Nathan Phillips and Daniel Nardicio

Pitch! is a live storytelling event with a twist. Four fearless storytellers: Gregory Nalbone (Metropolitan Room, Laurie Beechman Theater, Duplex), David Crabb (Ask Me, The Moth, U.C.B.), Karl Marxxx (Int. Drag King Extravaganza, Smithsonian Hirshorn Museum Afterhours) and Nathan Phillips (Dealing With My Feelings, Sex You (I'm Gonna), NPR) perform in front of an audience while simultaneously pitching to a publishing industry heavyweight! Our guest editor Daniel Nardicio (Vice President of Marketing, Playgirl Magazine) will share his feedback and maybe even a possible yes or no on the spot! Willing audience members are also invited to submit a sexy pitch!

Your hosts Greg Walloch and Mark Allen keep it lively and irreverent! Will the performers have what it takes? Will you have what it takes? Witness amazing stories, insightful editorial commentary, and the intense process of being a writer more closely than you've ever imagined. It's time for your big break. What are you waiting for? "Pitch!"

What people are saying about Greg Walloch and Mark Allen:

"It's not often that the typically rough-and-tumble atmosphere of the comedy stage softens enough to allow such moments of delicate human tenderness." - The New York Times

"Then... there's Mark Allen." - NPR

"Pitch!" happens on the last Wednesday of every month at The Lounge @ Dixon Place, 161A Chrystie Street, 9:30 PM. Ticket price: $7. Showtime: about 90 minutes.

Stand Up @ Rockbar!

Greg Walloch performs at Stand Up @ Rockbar!
 Hosted by the bear-tastic Neil Thornton. Monday, July 18th, 8pm, Free! 
Rockbar 185 Christopher st New York, NY

Rockbar's weekly showcase of NY's best working and up-and-coming alt, queer & awesomely hot comics!
 Cheap Beers. Good AC. Great Laughs.