The Trinity

I'm not big on the divas, but if I had to pick one, it would be Dolly Parton. I've always tried to model my career after hers. She is like this beacon of peace in the world, because people who hate each other love Dolly Parton. Rednecks love Dolly Parton and gay people love Dolly Parton, but they might hate each other. So I think Dolly Parton is like this really nice point of light where people can converge and enjoy her, it's a pretty magical thing that she has managed to do.

(Pictured: Dolly, Dali, and Dalí. I often like to think of the three of them together...)