Tuesday, October 31, 2006

High Alert.

New York: Urban Living- I met the nicest suspected terrorist on the 1-Train the other day.In New York they always say, "If you see something, say something." I say, adorable!

Thursday, October 12, 2006

The Trinity

I'm not big on the divas, but if I had to pick one, it would be Dolly Parton. I've always tried to model my career after hers. She is like this beacon of peace in the world, because people who hate each other love Dolly Parton. Rednecks love Dolly Parton and gay people love Dolly Parton, but they might hate each other. So I think Dolly Parton is like this really nice point of light where people can converge and enjoy her, it's a pretty magical thing that she has managed to do.

(Pictured: Dolly, Dali, and Dalí. I often like to think of the three of them together...)

Funny 'cause it's true...

"There's been some controversy recently over the Australian and Danish governments providing funding for the disabled to hire prostitutes. The idea being that it is more difficult for disabled people to find good sexual partners than it is for able-bodied people, but I totally disagree. If you talk to any single woman in New York who's over thirty, her sex life is just as bad as any wheelchair bound quadriplegic's." - Greg Walloch